Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Family Photos

I love old pictures. Found this one, which is just hilarious. We were living in Texas at the time. That's my grandfather on the left with Casper's legs, my grandmother on his right, me cheesing it up on her neck, my mom with some ridiculous sunglasses, Becky with the puss on, and my dad grinning like a fool in his infamous Salem Hope Creek t-shirt. I found out later that Bruce Willis also worked there, but before my dad got there, which is just kind of an odd coincidence.

Anyway, just a little glimpse into my past.

Victory!


I found Irn-Bru in San Francisco. I'm so happy. And on a sugar rush.


Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Makes sense, doesn't it?


Just click on the image to see a full size one.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Optimism

My friend the pessimist thinks I'm optimistic
because I seem to believe in the next good thing.
But I see rueful shadows almost everywhere.
When the sun rises I think of collisions and AK-47s.
It's my mother's fault, who praised and loved me,
sent me into the dreadful world as if
it would tell me a story I'd understand. The fact is
optimism is the enemy of happiness.
I've learned to live for the next good thing
because lifelong friends write good-bye letters,
because regret follows every timidity.
I'm glad I know that all great romances are fleshed
with failure. I'll take a day of bitterness and rain
to placate the gods, to get it over with.
My mother told me I could be a great pianist
because I had long fingers. My fingers are small.
It's my mother's fault, every undeserved sweetness.

-Stephen Dunn


Thoughts?

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Musical Utopia

So I've been lucky enough to stumble upon a series of musical attainments that have improved my quality of life by like 200%. Haha, side note: I love making up random statistics.

These have been my favorite songs as of late and I'm passing them on with my highest of recommendations:

"A Postcard to Nina" Jens Lekman
"First We Take Manhattan" Leonard Cohen
"John Allyn Smith Sails" Okkervil River
"L'excessive" Carla Bruni
"So Long Marianne" Leonard Cohen
"Plus Ones" Okkervil River
"Midnight Special" Lead Belly
"And I Remember Every Kiss" Jens Lekman
"Dance Me Til The End of Love" Leonard Cohen

Friday, November 02, 2007

Amount of Advertising Directly Linked to Film's Crappiness

I have no proof, but I've been suspecting a connection for awhile now. My latest bit o' evidence: Bee Movie.

Purely based on this (and the virtually non-stop promotion on NBC), I'm guessing that honey did not just get funny. And the reviewers generally agree with me:



Now obviously there will "bee" exceptions (haha sorry I couldn't help it!), but I've been through this enough that, when I start feeling deluged by movie advertisements, I'm pretty sure it's nothing I want to see. Thoughts?

Krugman and I on statistics

November 2, 2007
Op-Ed Columnist
Prostates and Prejudices
By PAUL KRUGMAN

“My chance of surviving prostate cancer — and thank God I was cured of it — in the United States? Eighty-two percent,” says Rudy Giuliani in a new radio ad attacking Democratic plans for universal health care. “My chances of surviving prostate cancer in England? Only 44 percent, under socialized medicine.”

It would be a stunning comparison if it were true. But it isn’t. And thereby hangs a tale — one of scare tactics, of the character of a man who would be president and, I’m sorry to say, about what’s wrong with political news coverage.

Let’s start with the facts: Mr. Giuliani’s claim is wrong on multiple levels — bogus numbers wrapped in an invalid comparison embedded in a smear.

Mr. Giuliani got his numbers from a recent article in City Journal, a publication of the conservative Manhattan Institute. The author gave no source for his numbers on five-year survival rates — the probability that someone diagnosed with prostate cancer would still be alive five years after the diagnosis. And they’re just wrong.

You see, the actual survival rate in Britain is 74.4 percent. That still looks a bit lower than the U.S. rate, but the difference turns out to be mainly a statistical illusion. The details are technical, but the bottom line is that a man’s chance of dying from prostate cancer is about the same in Britain as it is in America.

So Mr. Giuliani’s supposed killer statistic about the defects of “socialized medicine” is entirely false. In fact, there’s very little evidence that Americans get better health care than the British, which is amazing given the fact that Britain spends only 41 percent as much on health care per person as we do.

Anyway, comparisons with Britain have absolutely nothing to do with what the Democrats are proposing. In Britain, doctors are government employees; despite what Mr. Giuliani is suggesting, none of the Democratic candidates have proposed to make American doctors work for the government.

As a fact-check in The Washington Post put it: “The Clinton health care plan” — which is very similar to the Edwards and Obama plans — “has more in common with the Massachusetts plan signed into law by Gov. Mitt Romney than the British National Health system.” Of course, this hasn’t stopped Mr. Romney from making similar smears.

At one level, what Mr. Giuliani and Mr. Romney are doing here is engaging in time-honored scare tactics. For generations, conservatives have denounced every attempt to ensure that Americans receive needed health care, from Medicare to S-chip, as “socialized medicine.”

Part of the strategy has always involved claiming that health reform is suspect because it’s un-American, and exaggerating health care problems in other countries — usually on the basis of unsubstantiated anecdotes or fraudulent statistics. Opponents of reform also make a practice of lumping all forms of government intervention together, pretending that having the government pay some health care bills is just the same as having the government take over the whole health care system.

But here’s what I don’t understand: Why isn’t Mr. Giuliani’s behavior here considered not just a case of bad policy analysis but a character issue?

For better or (mostly) for worse, political reporting is dominated by the search for the supposedly revealing incident, in which the candidate says or does something that reveals his true character. And this incident surely seems to fit the bill.

Leave aside the fact that Mr. Giuliani is simply lying about what the Democrats are proposing; after all, Mitt Romney is doing the same thing.

But health care is the pre-eminent domestic issue for the 2008 election. Surely the American people deserve candidates who do their homework on the subject.

Yet what we actually have is the front-runner for the Republican nomination apparently basing his health-care views on something he read somewhere, which he believed without double-checking because it confirmed his prejudices.

By rights, then, Mr. Giuliani’s false claims about prostate cancer — which he has, by the way, continued to repeat, along with some fresh false claims about breast cancer — should be a major political scandal. As far as I can tell, however, they aren’t being treated that way.

To be fair, there has been some news coverage of the prostate affair. But it’s only a tiny fraction of the coverage received by Hillary’s laugh and John Edwards’s haircut.

And much of the coverage seems weirdly diffident. Memo to editors: If a candidate says something completely false, it’s not “in dispute.” It’s not the case that “Democrats say” they’re not advocating British-style socialized medicine; they aren’t.

The fact is that the prostate affair is part of a pattern: Mr. Giuliani has a habit of saying things, on issues that range from health care to national security, that are demonstrably untrue. And the American people have a right to know that.

And now, for Krugman analysis. He's spot-on and cleverly comments on a relatively new phenomenon - the conservative media! (Not that this hasn't been covered by anyone else before, Krugman just beautifully links it into a commentary on Guiliani's use of statistics - I mean, The Colbert Report is an entire satirical series dedicated to the exploitation of the conservative media.) After years of berating the "liberal media", I think many of the tables have turned. Look at our previously beloved CNN - now practically a slightly tamer version of Fox News, providing equal coverage of Britney Spears and Iraq. Sigh.

Now to address the meat of the article. While I'm not sure if this was his intention, for me, the column spoke to the need to apply the standards to which we hold Wall Street (in theory, at least) to politics. I don't think many people have really made the connection, but capitalism and democracy are intimately linked. A lot of the procedures and standards used in business would greatly enhance the political environment. For example, the business-like mindset can be quite effective with respect to judging politicians. For example, if a CEO invested millions of shareholder money based on poor statistics, a la Guiliani prostate, there would be SUCH an outcry and the CEO would most likely be asked to resign or do it on his own accord. Yet, in essence, the American people are shareholders (or more accurately, stakeholders) in the United States government - and we have kept quiet through hundreds of these statistical mishaps. You'd think with so many resources at their fingertips, the adminstration could at least get the numbers correct. And I'm not convinced that they can't, but rather they don't want to. Correct statistics mean truth, and in many cases, particularly recently, the truth is not so politically friendly.

Now, don't get me wrong - I don't think that by holding candidates to CEO standards we are seeking solely to secure our economic well-being, but also, and more importantly, our values / morality / reputation as a nation (part of which includes the character of our leaders, not our strong suit as of late and a dangerous trend to continue). The stakes are higher, but the standards are lower. Why? Which ultimately, is Krugman's final question as well: "By rights, then, Mr. Giuliani's false claims about prostate cancer — which he has, by the way, continued to repeat, along with some fresh false claims about breast cancer — should be a major political scandal. As far as I can tell, however, they aren't being treated that way." He provides no answer as to why, but rather let's the reader fill in the blanks. Answer: The GOP is clearly manipulative and needs smear campaigns, false statistics, and the like to stand a chance. Like a senator caught in an airport bathroom, it's a desperate situation.