Monday, July 07, 2008

Steven Tyler Laid Off From Aerosmith As Band's Jobless Rate Hits 20%

Analysts speculate that the sector-wide layoff was a result of multiple factors, including redundancies in the singing-songwriting division, rising rehab fees that have cost the group millions, and a 34 percent decline in jump-kicks since 2003. In addition, some of Aerosmith's younger, more ambitious employees, such as Joe Perry, 57, are willing to sing and play an instrument at the same time, often for half the salary.

Tyler, already dangerously underweight, says he will struggle to put food on the table without a steady income.

*From The Onion

1 comment:

Richard Jennings said...

Alright that was funny. Despite the stats however, there are many high paying jobs posted on employment sites, heres a few from about.com's top 10 list:

http://www.realmatch.com
http://www.indeed.com
http://www.simplyhired.com

Good luck steven tyler